Damn, she’s a troublemaker. Kids usually trust me; that’s how I got this job. I’m really an actor. Now my job is delivering kids.
It’s sad, cause I have grandkids the same age. But I keep reminding myself, what if my grandkids needed a kidney? Wouldn’t want them stuck on the bottom of some donor list!
They only take one kidney. Afterwards, they go to the “House”. Sure, they get used, but they’re well fed and drug free.
When they grow up, they go back to the hospital.
Crap, I better get this one out or I won’t get paid.